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To: God@humanissues.earth.com
From: Debbi
Subject: Repair ticket for user Debbi Barber (Calgary, Alberta, Canada)

1. Who is reporting the trouble? Issue reported by: User
2. When did the problem start? Other start time:Approximately 36 hours ago
3. What are the systems out of service (ie. lymphatic, cardiac, neurological)Emotional
4. What are you experiencing? Customer complains of frequent unpleasant REM activity during nighttime hours. Error messages are not repetitive, but unique and disturbing in each instance. Results in impaired ability to control emotional state. In addition, customer has experienced unprompted extreme highs and lows. Tear ducts work intermittently. User hardware not performing properly, excersize failing.
5. Customer has clergy connected to the line [Y/N]: Customer is assigned to supportgroup.religion.lds but prefers to work directly with upper level support.
6. What has been done to troubleshoot? Customer has performed the following procedures:
A) discuss issue with on-site support technicians - (individual.chris) , (group.friends) , (group.8GVs)
B) consumed restorative substances - (chocolate) , (food.greasy) , (books) , (television.reality)
7. Have all necessary criteria been met to escalate this ticket to 2nd level support [Y/N]: Y
8. Script execution is complete. Your ticket has been escalated and a technician will be contacting you shortly.