One House For Sale
Features:
- Fresh paint applied by one hot painter
- Slightly moist basement with new plumbing
- EXCELLENT cul-de-sac location with incredible neighbours
- Place where one baby was brought home from the hospital
- One HORRID week spent on landscaping...including 15 extra PALETTES of sod the sod company miscounted
- Carpet is cleaned and well-worn---Five children potty trained.
- 7 children taught how to walk and do stairs
- Safe neighbourhood-- Many tough nights awake in the past year ensured nothing happened in the middle of the night either
- Innumerable amount of house guests added to the joy, as well as one Uncle Kannie in the basement for over a year
- One or two kitchen disasters while cooking
- Great place for memories!
Not included: Pot rack, Uncle Kannie, three mischievous children, and the super-hot painter.
15 comments:
...omg that is a crapload too much sod. Holymother.
...Slightly moist?! Do tell...
...Great Place For memories? Then it's a HOME for sale =)
Awwwr, c'mon - ya gotta throw in the super hot painter if you want to secure the deal!
You had me until "slightly moist"...
Wait...isn't it you that hates the word Moist?? lol
good luck selling!
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your place!
hehe!! That was AWESOME!! Good luck selling...hope it goes fast!!
hearing the word 'moist' makes my skin prickly...and not in a good way!
Sounds lovely, except for the moist part. May it sell quickly!
Wow, someone's been busy. Good luck with the sale!
i'm afraid to ask what an "uncle kannie" is... and i need a hot painter... hmmmmm
hot painter, woot woot!
I'll take the extra sod! I really need some baaaaad!
And a great place for MIGHTIES, may I add?!?!?
They come with the house, no???
Awesome! haha!
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