Funny Mexican

Okay, to lighten the mood from the past few posts, let's have some fun! lol
Someone sent this to me, and although some of them are crude, they're pretty funny.

Spanish Words of the Day

1. Cheese
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. Mushroom
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. Shoulder
My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. Texas
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. Herpes
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. July
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer! (Hahahaha, my fave!)

7. Rectum
I had two cars but my wife rectum! (which, might I add, I actually use rectum in sentences just like this!!!)

8. Juarez
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, 'Juarez your problem!?'

9. Chicken
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

10. Wheelchair
We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry wheelchair.

11. Chicken Wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

12. Harassment
My wife caught me in bed with another woman and I told her honey harassment nothing to me. (BAHAHAHA, rude, but DANG funny!!)

13. (too rude for me. so I omitted)

The new 13. Body Wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.