Thursday, December 4, 2008

Under the Tree

With Christmas being only 3 weeks away, I figured I'd get a head start on my Christmas list for Chris. Two weeks and 3 days early, but this way, he can't say I didn't give him enough time to save up! ;)

You know, as a child, every year I had a smaller wishlist than I do as an adult. I'd tell Santa to bring me 'anything for a girl'. Hence the Barbie Comforter fiasco. Poor Santa had nothing to go off of! lol The only problem is, as an adult, I've bought most of the things I need (and lots that I want), and so anything left on my list is WAY too expensive for me and MOST LIKELY too expensive for anyone! So, this is my RIDICULOUS and extravagant wish list.

  1. A trip somewhere warm. REALLY REALLY warm. With beaches and no bugs or lizards. And cheap. With a swim-up bar and cabana boys who wear white pants and have bulging muscles and walk around oiling and lotioning whomever 'needs' it.
  2. The new iHubs. by CGGB. Check it out-- sounds good!!
  3. Or, if needs be... I do accept gift certificates. I like to shop. I like all types of "shops"...Candy Shops (clearly), beauty shops, barber shops (hahah, that's only because it's my name. I'm funny like that), the Scout shop, M & M meat shops (meals in 1/2 hour-- who doesn't love THAT?!), corner shops, bookshops, photoshop (although I don't know how to use it!), window shop(ping), toy shops, talking shop (er...actually, don't talk shop with me. It's boring).
  4. Lastly, I would accept One Million Dollars, plain cash. In a card or envelope, or not. Either or. Unfortunately I can only use bills of denominations of 100s, but we can work out a payment plan. :)

5 comments:

zipbagofbones said...

Well...I can volunteer to wear white pants and oil you, but it probably won't have the same effect.

Staccey said...

I can provide the really really warm place - no lizards at the beach(and they've moved out of our house - too hazardous)and sorry to tell you - but bugs like warm - anywhere warm has bugs - but we spray for those ;)
I can also arrange for the men with bulging muscles and white pants/no pants (swimsuits I mean) who will serve you drinks with umbrellas, oil your back or fan you if you wish. They are also terrific Salsa dancers here (Dirty Dancing ring a bell?)
All you have to do is get Santa to buy you a plane ticket $$$$

Debbi said...

True, Staccey! Sweet! My rich friend can provide #1 on my list. Anyone gonna step up for the others!? anyone? Don't all rush to raise your hands at once!!! Anyone....???

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:)

Mike Terry said...

thanks for the nice comment on the blog and the jello ref, can't get enough of those, i love it. have a great holiday season

deb@virginia blue said...

awesome wish list!

i'll take one of everything =)